On a lovely day in May of 1993, Jennifer Valente and Rob Williams got it on and a life was made. Swimming around in Jennifer's uterus was a little ball of humor, amazing taste, talent, and amazingly good looks. 9 months later, that little ball was pooped into the world. It's name was Matt Williams. Thats me.

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